Eng. Jokes For you|ENGLISH

[Sajjad MT]

?What is the smallest room in the world
!A mush-room
?What’s in the middle of Paris
!The letter R
?Why did the crayon run away and cry
.He was feeling blue
?How do birds talk
!They use twitter
?What’s Spongebob’s favorite day to eat a Krabby patty
!Fry Day

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!!Emergency Landing!!


British Airways flight heading to Tehran from London .
When it was close to Tehran, it starts having some kind of trouble.
The pilot contacts the air tower at Tehran airport and asks for help:


" This is flight 321, I am Captain Smith, British Airways, do you read me?"
" dis iz Tehran felight contorol, go ahead flight 321"
" This is 321, we have a problem"
"Dis iz Tehran , vat kind of peroblem?"
" This is 321, we have lost power to our engines, please advice"
"Dis iz Tehran , I reed you, peleez check some sings for me, ok?"
" This is 321, go ahead"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you get emerzency pover to your enzines?"
" This is 321, negative, no power is available"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?"
" This is 321, negative, our wing controls do not respond"
"Dis iz Tehran , can you peleez see if you can lover your veels?"
" This is 321, negative, landing gears are stuck"
"Dis iz Tehran , vould you peleez repeet theez vords after me"
" This is 321, go ahead"
"Dis iz Tehran , repeet theez words peleez:
ASH'HADO AN LA ILAHA ELLALLAH VA ASH'HADO ANNA MOHAMMADAN RASUL ALLAH"

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[TaurohtaR]

husband: Will U marry anyone, after I die?
Wife : No I will live with my sister
Wife : Will U marry anyone after I die?
husband: No I will also live with your sister ​