killer666
demon is back
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There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising.
Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings.
One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me.
Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are.
I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models
I saw one I really liked.I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..." "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, there's something else..."
"What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year.
It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property..."
"How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, then just go ahead and buy it."
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye... I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings.
One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, it's me.
Are you at the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are.
I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?" "Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003 models
I saw one I really liked.I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000..." "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, there's something else..."
"What?" "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and... I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year.
It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property..."
"How much are they asking?" "Only $450,000 - a magnificent price... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, then just go ahead and buy it."
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye... I do too..."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"